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Dear Landlord

Posted: March 11, 2012 in Anger, housing, Landlords, Renting, Uncategorized
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Dear landlord,

Why do you have no empathy? Has greed muddied your soul?

I am once again (well, still) angry with landlords in general. Bad experience looking at perfect house yesterday. Details to come, but the dude talked a lot about the CIA and Nazis and Jews. Gave me a creepy feeling but I still wanted the place, it was too awesomely perfect for me. Asshole calls one hour into “Game Change” and tells me the owner decided on someone else, no reason given.

Landlords are an unusual bunch. They care more for their properties than the tenants… You know, human beings. Landlords are a lot like lawyers, a tad sociopathic. My current landlord is a lawyer, double asshole landlord. 50 days to find a place to live in a tight rural community with a lot of secrets.

Fuck it. That’s it for now.

waiting patiently

Posted: February 22, 2012 in housing
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Waiting for the electrician to come and look at my landlord’s busted septic pump. I’ve been waiting all day long. It’s now getting dark and cold out and I haven’t heard a word from them. Grrrr.

My Mom died of …

Posted: February 19, 2012 in Anger, housing, Uncategorized
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My Mom died of lung cancer a few weeks ago.  Then my landlord served me with papers to terminate tenancy.  I just love lawyers, my landlord is a lawyer.  I was just tapping out some angry thoughts this afternoon while packing some of my stuff.  I am so fucking pissed but you will soon read that Bukowski is still here in spirit…  I seem to be channeling him.

I Hate My Landlord

I hate my landlord.

I really do.

I hate my landlord.

And so should you.

Really.

She is a lawyer.

She has no capacity for EMPATHY.

She has NO MOTHER.

She is a CUNT.

:-)

Cunt.

She knows not grief.

She knows not suffering.

She cannot recognize suffering in others.

She is heartless and cruel.

I want bad things to happen to her.

I really do.

And so should you.

She is cruel.

I hope whatever hatched her is still alive.

I hope she suffers greatly.

I hope she dies a long and painful lonely death.

Very long.

Very lonely.

Incredibly painful.

Really fucking painful.

I hope her drs are awful.

I hope she get hit by a drunk driver.

I hope she gets paralyzed.

I hope she is disfigured.

I hope she is raped.

I hope she is brutally tortured.

I hope she meets suffering face to face as I have.

I hope she gets AIDS.

I hope she gets vaginal cancer.

I hope her boyfriend is gay and fucks boys.

I hope he beats her daily.

I hope he treats her like the shitpile she is.

She is a heartless, soulless cunt.

I hope she is in massive pain for a long, long time.

I hope she loses her hair.

I hope she loses her sights.

I hope she gets cancer.

I hope she dies a truly painful and lonely death.

I hope her car goes of a cliff and she goes undiscovered until dead.

I want her dead.

I hope she never sells her fucking house.

I hope she gets mugged.

I hope she gets gang-raped by a dozen giant Mexicans.

I hope they jam a busted bottle up her pussy.

I hope they cut her clit off.

I hope they cut her tits off and feed them to her.

I hope her boyfriend gets gang-raped by a dozen black men up the butt.

I hope she dies right now.

I hope they both get AIDS.

I hope she DIES in his arms, helpless.

I hope no doctor is kind to her.

She deserves nothing good.

She is a cunt.

She is a huge cunt.  Could drive a truck in that twat.

I hate my landlord.

I HATE MY LANDLORD.

I really do.

And so should you.

Peace.

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